A year in Chillsville
11:03 PM
Bengaluru – The Silicon Valley of India was
my holiday for a year. A holiday from home and responsibilities. It all began
with the envelope from Cognizant. When it arrived, it came along with a spicy
sweet notion of me having to travel.
Travel – Bring it on I say, but the thought of staying
away for God knows how long in a foreign city gave me the creeps. Yes it is a
foreign city. A city where it’s bloody cold all the time. A city where prettiness
was abundant. A city that goes to bed by ten o clock no matter what the day of
the year was. Yes, weirdness all of them.
The high of this city is its mundane
richness that it provides so comfortably amidst greenery and a cooler climate.
But I am a guy who prefers sweats to chills, mind you! Bengaluru greets you
with fog infused sun rays that tickle you up from sleep like a mother waking up
her new born. But dare wake up before the sun and you go all buzzer deaf in
your ears with that ear invading chill.
And I checked the check box almost all
professionals seem to tick these days. Being the IT guy. My encounter with the
IT kind was grandiose. Towering buildings, Reach-n-Grab fast food counters and never
ending pathways. It seemed like the entire Bengaluru came here for their day
and night jobs. Like planktons in an ocean.
And not to forget the sinfully pretty
roads. Yes I am not talking about the traffic jams. Ignore them, and you find
yourself in such a beautiful city. It makes you think you became rich wherein
the city quietly sips off your funds in ways Chennai would have never dreamt
off.
The Sky Bar at UB tower, Metro rail, MG
road, Cubbon Park, Bannerghata Park and a sports resort were all the check
boxes that have been ticked.
Traffic? Please move on.
Food. In. Bengaluru. Oh! Mahn! Its to DIE
for. The themes, the cuisines, the locales and for many other crazy reasons, I
give it to Bengaluru. From the Mosque Road’s roadside specialties to Posh
Island themed restaurants, Bengaluru gives you a lot of options.
Did you know that the maximum any Tom, Dick or Harry can charge for a movie ticket in Chennai is 120/- tops. Note. MAXIMUM. Now switch to Bangalore. Prices start from 150. I mean. Like. Whateva. Hail Pirate Bay. I can buy a 16 Mbps internet plan at cheaper prices and suck the living soul out of any movie.
Guess what construction companies do during their tea breaks. Build malls. Hey, there is a farm on the outskirts of Bangalore. Lets build a mall. Hey, there is free land in my back yard. Lets build a mall. Hey I forgot my phone at home. Lets build a mall. No, I wasn't getting carried away.
Did you know that the maximum any Tom, Dick or Harry can charge for a movie ticket in Chennai is 120/- tops. Note. MAXIMUM. Now switch to Bangalore. Prices start from 150. I mean. Like. Whateva. Hail Pirate Bay. I can buy a 16 Mbps internet plan at cheaper prices and suck the living soul out of any movie.
Guess what construction companies do during their tea breaks. Build malls. Hey, there is a farm on the outskirts of Bangalore. Lets build a mall. Hey, there is free land in my back yard. Lets build a mall. Hey I forgot my phone at home. Lets build a mall. No, I wasn't getting carried away.
Autowalas? I don’t know what people hate
about them so much, but having stayed in Chennai for a fat duration, I pity
them. I almost blurted out “That much only a!” during the first few days in the
city, but slowly the locale’s irate seemed to rub on to me.
The people here are very hard to judge.
Bangalore, is like a huge bowl of mixture. You find number plates all the way
from Russia to Australia.OK FINE! From all over India. The city showcases the entire Indian
demographic.
Bengaluru – I thank you for all the
memories and fun that you have given me. In short it was quite a pleasant
stay. Stay classy.
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